they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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