He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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