Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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