i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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