Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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