And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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