So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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