Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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