I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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