i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
