Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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