How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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