We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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