the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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