Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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