No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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