So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Randomize
