you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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