dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
barbara walters just said penis...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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