He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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