I look better un-naked...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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