so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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