help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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