why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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