are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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