Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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