What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
