Don't make out with my wife yet
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
