So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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