But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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