Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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