i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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