she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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