All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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