I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
