Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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