I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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