I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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