gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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