I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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