He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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