this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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