That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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