Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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