I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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