my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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