I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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