Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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