Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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