he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's get the cat blown out
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
